An Important Announcement About WATCHOUT®
A candid reflection on transparency, authenticity, and the fact that we're not actually a real company.
Today, we want to share something important with our community. After careful consideration and numerous board meetings (in our imaginations), we've decided to be completely transparent about the nature of our organization.
We're Not a Real Company
There. We said it. Despite our professional-looking website, carefully crafted footer with multiple sections, and this very serious blog post you're reading, WATCHOUT® is not an actual registered corporation, LLC, or any other form of legal business entity.
You might be wondering: "But what about your Terms of Service?" We don't have one. "Your Privacy Policy?" Also fictional. "Customer Support?" We'd love to help, but we can't support customers we don't have for a product that doesn't exist.
Our Commitment to Transparency
At WATCHOUT®, we believe in radical honesty. That's why we're openly admitting that:
- •Our "pricing" page would just be a number we made up
- •Our "team" section would feature stock photos or AI-generated people
- •Our "documentation" would be aspirational at best
- •We have no investors, revenue, or business model
- •This entire website is a student project
What This Means for You
If you clicked on any of our footer links expecting actual legal documents, product information, or corporate details, we sincerely apologize for wasting approximately 15-30 seconds of your time. However, we hope this blog post was at least mildly entertaining and worth the click.
We're committed to maintaining this same level of radical transparency going forward. If we ever do become a real company, we promise to write an equally professional blog post announcing that development.
Looking Forward
Despite not being real, we're excited about our future. We plan to continue not existing with the same dedication and professionalism we've demonstrated thus far. Our roadmap includes:
- •Not shipping products
- •Not hiring employees
- •Not raising venture capital
- •Potentially adding more footer links that lead here
Thank you for your understanding and for reading this far. If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, please feel free to not contact our non-existent support team.
This announcement represents the views of the WATCHOUT® team, which is to say, some students working on a project. No actual corporate communications professionals were involved in the creation of this content, and it shows.